共和国里当司机——刁大犬刁师傅之二百斤麦子

2021.10.17 02:30 ThirdRepublicOfMohu 共和国里当司机——刁大犬刁师傅之二百斤麦子

刁大犬除了是一位开车技术精甚而细腻的司机,还是一位有着高超厨艺的国“包”级厨师。过去的包子“平”淡无奇,难以做出新花样来满足顾客们日益增长的需求以及变化无常的口味。但自从去年2月25号开始,刁师傅这位疯狂宇宙级的厨师修改了两千多年来包子恒定不变的做法。让我们来了解一下他的菜品清单中都“包”含了哪些美食。
增添了许多新口味如韭菜馅,腊肉馅,毒菜馅,大粪馅,蜂蜜馅,墨水馅,以及肚中空无一物,无半点内涵,只有足以一擀下去,依旧岿然不动拥有华丽的超厚包皮的空心包子。深受广大人民喜爱,甚至还被充满小学生般智慧的刁大犬开发出了新吃法。
招 牌 京 典 ----------- 庆丰牌皇帝套餐
一份二两大葱猪肉包子(六个),一碗炒肝,一盘芥菜。纯朴而京典,好吃又实惠。只需21元便可获得皇帝般的享受。
吃法一:泼墨山水
江包子挂与歪脖子树之上,用酱油、陈醋等调料,泼向包子直至入味。食用时以一口露馅口感最佳。
吃法二:十里乳香
食用前,应扛麦百斤,步行十里,让身上散发出汗味与乳酸味的混合气体,使食用体验最佳。江包子裹上酵母粉,放置与腌制用水柜使其发酵。三日后再将其泡于新鲜炼乳中,再同黄色的芝士与红色的番茄酱食用。以芝士——番茄酱——芝士的顺序食用也可以获得皇帝般的享受。
吃法三:大锅梦
用筷从包子褶中心突开,扩大开口将其露馅,但务必小心被溅的满脸是汁。然后配合葵然不动,茴车健,晶筋茜逆,满脸喷粉,翼带翼鹿,晶准芙苹,鲜翻小持糖,金颗绿玉,凤筐鱼粥,教师椰,蔗藤,二百筋麦子,食鲤山露不换煎,撒鸽尔王,桐杉宽一,猫噫逆叉,我姜无我。还有蹄肪,颐食汽汁,腚鱼蚁鳟,蚌砝鳝羊,脑德鲩,腊清蛋,布羌孜茜,冰棒外蕉,不朽公鲟等赵国食材塞入包中食用。饱食之后再饮一杯梁家河河水与PM250调制而成的红茶,方可进入香喷地、亲甜地中国梦。
吃法四:十二红包
江十二个不同口味的包子分别用精甚细腻的工笔画写上富强、民主、文明、和谐、自由……等字,泡浸于带有非洲猪瘟的猪血把字染红并煮熟。饱读《萨格尔王传》后食用体验最佳。但切记小心“自由”“民主”“法制”这三个包子,食用时可能会被溅得满脸是铜花生米。
吃法五:大变活包
传统的小笼包经刁师傅那不“平”凡的手艺,变得栩栩如生。只需用面皮捏出人形,然后向其不断用“镰刀锤子”牌面食模具,输出革命、贫困与饥饿,最后再往其肛中塞入一根冰棒不停的“外交”而慢慢地折腾它。便可获得一个神似刁师傅本人的真人小笼包,食用方法必须五体投地,对小笼包从脚到头舔食。若从肛门处舔起,还可以少交刁师傅的车费。
吃法六:米 青 团 包 子
此类包子做法过于野蛮,,,需将著名媒体“米青团中央”的成员活摘其文明降级的大脑,把大脑用六四牌水柜粘成肉末,再将其“平”分成十三份用苗寨当地原产小麦制成的包皮包好,最后灌入著名歌星的媛汁与刁师傅的新鲜米青混合而成的“中国梦”红茶。无需烹煮,生吃最为文明,,,(迫真)
务必请独自一人食用这13个包子,以免获得恶俗不堪的食用体验,,,
古人常说:山再高,也要往上攀。包子清单再长,也要往下拉。几乎刁大犬手中的每一颗包子,都是刁师傅累得气喘吁吁,像热锅上的蚂蚁一般,用正宗梁家河小麦制成面皮,再加入特制馅料,以及精甚的手艺与岿然不动的决心辛苦制成。此行为赢得了众多乘客对刁师傅的瞻仰。
而刁师傅说过:“我将无我,不负乘客。因此功成不必在我,在于乘客找准了食包之道。”他坚定不移地相信着,只要构建了司机与乘客之间的“交通命运共同体”,便可带领乘客倒向美好未来。

原文链接:https://www.mohu.rocks/article/631
作者:Xiausescu https://www.mohu.rocks/people/Xiausescu
备份:https://archiveofourown.org/works/32429638
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2021.10.17 02:30 LadyLockAlchemist Is this plot I'm thinking of too 'railroady'? Advise very much wanted

Hi all! I'm coming off of a long hiatus as a DM for personal reasons (don't apply to med school, it's terrible and expensive) and have been hit with a creativity bug that one gets when you write nothing fictional for half a year. I have an expansive grand plot that I have a vision of, but the long and the short of it is that it would require my party TPKing at a certain point. I really want to experiment with this because narratively I think it would be amazing to have them fight their way back out through hell, all the while being tormented with visions and glimpses into the evil deeds that BBEG is doing to all those that they have come to love. I have a vengeance mechanic written up where they have to roll wisdom saves or lose a little humanity but get permanent stacking buffs. So the more the depraved hell warps their minds, the stronger they become but more of their humanity they lose as well. I'm envisioning a climatic epic final battle where the party is juiced out of their mind of hellish relics and buffs and they get to have a cathartic revenge on BBEG and ruin all of his plans after coming back from the dead more or less. They're level 9 right now. I would imagine the TPK event (where a trusted NPC ally will betray them at a critical moment) would occur in about 2 levels, and hell plus the ensuing vengeance war would get us to level 20, which has always been a goal of mine.
Now, obviously, I have a bit of an issue with this feeling railroady. The death is not going to be a "rocks fall everyone dies" sort of deal, but they're going up against the BBEG probably 6 or 7 levels short of even having a fighting chance post battle that will push them to their brink. It's almost inevitable that they lose, and where the fight will be happening, there's really not going to be any room to run for obvious reasons. However, I seriously worry that this is going to leave people feeling like that they didn't have any agency or that this is too rail roady and lose interest in the plot because it's just a roller coaster from their eyes.
I have been on both sides of the table, and I can say that I would be really into this idea, but I don't know how other people would react as players. I am super into letting my players do things and solve problems in their own way, and they have taken significant direction in shaping the story thus far on their own agency, but here things would end up being a strong hand rail carting them in a direction to make a cool story happen. So what are your thoughts? Cool or cringe? Would you be into this if it happened to you as a player or would you roll your eyes at it? Please let me know before I write any more, feedback is appreciated and welcome.
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Seeing everyone else drinking did make me have the FOMO but I stayed disciplined and I didn’t drink.
I went with my girlfriend, she did drink three beers, weird how I was keeping a count but didn’t say anything to her about it. We were arguing again, this time about her vegan diet and that everything they served had meat in it. I neglected to get her dietary requirements in on time, so she didn’t get to eat. We didn’t hardly speak driving to the wedding, while we were there, or on the way home; my other co-workers could tell we were arguing, we left after 2.5 hours.
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In preseason 2021 items and cdr where reworked. You said that this opened up new build paths that would allow for either high dmg or high cdr. There would always be a trade off.
End season 2021 i see that some classes their builds have no trade off. Example: a standard assassin build having 400 ad and 55cdr. There is no trade off. A couple of patches ago you even added ability haste to Ghostblade.
Preseason 2022 i hear you say that mage items will be addressed because they are lacking.
I'd say mage items arent lacking, it are other class items overpreforming. Mage items have a trade off you either go high cdr OR high dmg.
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So what happend to your preseason 2021 vision?
A word of concern to Riot: After addressing mage items because they are lacking, you would have increased the power curve beyond a point of any previous season. Where will we end up?
Here comes a joke:
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